About

I hate plumbing. Plumbing is kryptonite to my Superman. Why does it take me fifteen trips to the “Depot” to get it right?

Now I know why crack is so prevalent among plumbers. Its a coping mechanism. They have to deal with your pipes, so you must bear witness to their Hairy Hamburgers. Either that or smoke it in the truck. One way or another there must be crack involved in plumbing.

What does this have to do with this website? Nothing.

You wanted to know more about me so there it is.

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I’m a husband, father, artist, geek, tinkerer. I’m always looking for new ways to create. I graduated from the University of Arizona with a degree in Computer Science. I’ve been coding (mostly for the web) for about 10 years now.

I’ve been drawing since as long as I can remember, and I have a deep passion for the Lowbrow art scene. Banksy, Jeremy Fisher, and Shaun Tan are among my favorite artists, but in truth there are too many to mention.

I love to tinker with things and gadgetry in general. My wife makes good use of this by getting me to fix stuff around the house or build things that would otherwise be too expensive. It works out well, but she’s learned not to ask me to do any plumbing other than the occasional battle with a clogged toilet.

I read sci-fi books, preferably cyber-punk novels, but just about anything will do. I have also recently started putting my ideas down on virtual paper.

Well thats the gist of Me. Feel free to ask any questions, except for plumbing related questions, I’ll respond with a dirty look and probably send you a link to a good plumber.

Disclaimer

I don’t pretend to be an expert at anything, but know quite a bit about what interests me. So don’t count on the absolute acuracy of any of my statements. I will always be truthful in my understading of a subject, but will not claim it to be 100%, unless of course, I am, in which case I would say something like “I’m damn sure, 100%, Put money on it” or other choice phrases. So please don’t take anything I say too seriously, I’m not responible for any of the following:

  • loss of job, political or social standing, hair, life or limb.
  • embarrassment
  • upset stomach
  • gingivitis
  • involuntary acts of kindness (ok, I’ll take credit for that one)
  • demonic possession
  • or anything else that wasn’t listed here

Nuf Said

Thank you for listening (reading), hope to see you around.

- “Sneaky” Pete